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And they call this a tragedy..

reality is a lovely place..
but i wouldn't like to live there..

Beth-18-Mellbourne

Dear Nax

Dear Nax,
This is for you.
I’m not some crazy fangirl. I’m just a fan.
But you have been my inspiration, to start playing music again, thankyou.
I cannot wait to get home from work today and listen to Strange days on repeat. For hours and hours because I know the wait for this album has been worth it.
Like a year and abit ago you came to my school to play, but I didn’t go out to watch because I thought you were all lame. A few months later I actually sat down to listen to you… And wow, I can’t apologise enough for ever thinking you were shit. I’ve never gotten the chance to see you play, work or something has always gotten in the way. But tomorrow I’ll be there, and I can’t wait to meet you, and thank you. Your music has been there when no one else was.. And you should be so proud of that.

Wow, I feel super lame right now. Don’t judge me.

Okay so I was walking through the store when suddenly! Pasta salad!  No like that’s what this product is called. Suddenly pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. And like I understand that it’s a box of stuff that you add to pasta and suddenly it’s pasta salad. Okay cool, sounds pretty useful to me. But god that suddenly in the name. It just makes it sound so… sudden. You know? like you pull back the shower curtain and pasta salad!!!! You look in the mirror and what’s that behind you? It’s pasta salad. you hear a strange noise and pasta salad. you turn the corner and pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. JUST OUT OF NOWHERE. ALL OF A SUDDEN. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT. IT’S PASTA SALAD. Whatever happened here it happened suddenly, nobody had time to get out of the way, they say as they survey the pasta salad covered scene. Like okay here’s a play along at home game, put on your best movie trailer voice and say “it was a quiet town… a peaceful town… when suddenly, pasta salad!” Or even just use your regular voice, unless your movie trailer voice is your regular voice, I don’t know your life, to say pretty much any sentence that would have suddenly in it but then after suddenly you say pasta salad. Then say another one. There you go, I just gave you enough jokes to sustain yourself maybe for the rest of your life. 

Okay so I was walking through the store when suddenly! Pasta salad! 

No like that’s what this product is called. Suddenly pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. And like I understand that it’s a box of stuff that you add to pasta and suddenly it’s pasta salad. Okay cool, sounds pretty useful to me. But god that suddenly in the name. It just makes it sound so… sudden. You know? like you pull back the shower curtain and pasta salad!!!! You look in the mirror and what’s that behind you? It’s pasta salad. you hear a strange noise and pasta salad. you turn the corner and pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. JUST OUT OF NOWHERE. ALL OF A SUDDEN. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT. IT’S PASTA SALAD. Whatever happened here it happened suddenly, nobody had time to get out of the way, they say as they survey the pasta salad covered scene.

Like okay here’s a play along at home game, put on your best movie trailer voice and say “it was a quiet town… a peaceful town… when suddenly, pasta salad!” Or even just use your regular voice, unless your movie trailer voice is your regular voice, I don’t know your life, to say pretty much any sentence that would have suddenly in it but then after suddenly you say pasta salad. Then say another one. There you go, I just gave you enough jokes to sustain yourself maybe for the rest of your life. 

(Source: varlandgear, via beautaplinsaysimalegend)